King of the Hill (TV Series)

Leanne's Saga (1998)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : We're engaged!

  Leanne Platter : [angrily]  It was supposed to be a surprise!

  [she hits Bill on the shoulder and then burps] 

  Leanne Platter : I need a smoke.

• [Bill escapes from his house as Leanne is screaming and throwing plates at him; he is also wearing sunglasses to cover up a black eye] 

  Bill Dauterive : H-hey, fellas.

  Hank Hill : What happened to your eye?

  Bill Dauterive : Eye? Oh -- oh, my eye. Well, it's an interesting story. I was walking and I walked right into a door!

  Dale Gribble : Wait a minute. How is that interesting?