King of the Hill (TV Series)

Propane Boom (1998)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Luanne Platter : [to Hank]  Unca Hank what does BTU mean?

  Hank Hill : British Thermal Unit.

  Luanne Platter : Oh, so there isn't any bacon in it?

• Hank : The only place you can find a Main Street these days is in Disneyland. And just try to buy a gun there.