Bob Bulpitt (1979-1984): [outside] Hi-dee ho-dee everybody, here comes the party!
Thelma Bulpitt: It's Bob.
Bob Bulpitt (1979-1984): [enters room] Hello world, yes it's me, Bobby Bullpitt, don't swoon I'm human.
Merle Bulpitt (1979-1984): [to Bob] If you're human, why does someone have to follow you around with a shovel?
Bob Bulpitt (1979-1984): Watch it Merle!
[greeting Thelma]
Bob Bulpitt (1979-1984): Thelma, Thelma, my throbbing little charity queen of Wombat Crescent, why did you choose Ted instead of me?
Merle Bulpitt (1979-1984): 'cause Ted's knuckles don't drag on the ground when he runs.
Bob Bulpitt (1979-1984): Just one more Merle and I'll tell the world why the Red Cross rejected your blood.
Merle Bulpitt (1979-1984): You wouldn't dare!
Bob Bulpitt (1979-1984): Wouldn't I? wouldn't I?
Thelma Bulpitt: [interrupting their arguing] Now now Bob, Merle, happy. remember? a frown is only a smile that's been hit by a truck.