Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knightmares (1983)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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Michael Knight : So, K.I.T.T. - - you say that I was your partner, and that my name was Michael Knight. Well, tell me, then - - what was this 'Michael Knight' like personality-wise?
K.I.T.T. : Well, I remember that he was bright, agile, and often quite logical. He could also be stubborn, impatient, and arrogant, he often drove like a maniac, he was readily distracted by pretty girls, and he listened to perhaps the most appalling music to ever shatter my airwaves.
Michael Knight : [approvingly] Really? Sounds like my kinda guy.
K.I.T.T. : Yes, I was afraid you'd say that. And there's something else I remember about him, too.
Michael Knight : What's that, K.I.T.T.?
K.I.T.T. : [complacently] I was also extremely fond of him.
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Devon Miles : [on Kitt's video monitor] You're still tracking the truck, Michael?
Michael Knight : Not any more, I'm chasing it. With a little luck, my Swamp Fox technique will pay off.
K.I.T.T. : What on earth is Swamp Fox?
Michael Knight : The greatest tracker of all time, Kitt. My childhood hero.
Devon Miles : Well, please remember, it's the catching that's the important part of the chase. Now keep me posted.
[signs off]
K.I.T.T. : Swamp Fox. Really, Michael...
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Michael Knight : Alright. I drive from here on.
K.I.T.T. : Absolutely.
[switches to Normal Cruise]
K.I.T.T. : Providing you'll promise me one thing.
Michael Knight : What?
K.I.T.T. : Please do not refer to me as a 'car' or a 'set of wheels', it's most demeaning. I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You always called me 'Kitt'.
Michael Knight : Alright, Kitt, let's see what you can do.
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K.I.T.T. : Welcome back, Michael. I thought as a little present I'd play you some of that appaling music you like so much.
Michael Knight : Thanks, buddy. Come on, let's shatter some airwaves.
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Michael Knight : [to April and Devon] I wish I could remember you two. I really do.
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K.I.T.T. : This place doesn't look like an art studio. It looks more like an industrial accident.
Michael Knight : We're not here to critique the work.
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Michael Knight : [Due to his amnesia, and state of confusion, Michael is tracked by K.I.T.T. at the request of Devon. After a while, he gets somewhat frustrated at being followed so he stops and confronts K.I.T.T. He then opens the door] Look, I'd tell you to get this through your head but you're a machine, so run this though your data processor: GET LOST!
K.I.T.T. : I can't do that Michael. I'm programmed to respond to your needs. Despite your being unaware of it, you need me.
Michael Knight : [apprehensively] What if I don't want you?
K.I.T.T. : [solemnly] Well, I suppose I'd be quite hurt.
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Michael Knight : [KITT has over-ridden a security system for Michael who still has amnesia] Should I say thanks?
K.I.T.T. : If you do, I'll say you're welcome.
Michael Knight : Thanks.
K.I.T.T. : De nada.