- Bonnie Barstow: K.I.T.T's broken down the components of a smell he picked up on his olfactory scan. It's a mixture of natural gas and, eh, 'Avec Moi', a perfume.
- Devon Miles: Expensive, but not uncommon.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: How can a perfume cause an explosion?
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: What's Davis got to do with it?
- Michael Knight: Maybe nothing, maybe forty million reasons called dollars.
- Ruth Keeler: What kind of car is this?
- Michael Knight: Eh... it's an '87. I got an early delivery.
- K.I.T.T.: Really, Michael.
- Ruth Keeler: It talks?
- Michael Knight: [nodding] Yeah.
- Ruth Keeler: What'll we have in '88?
- Michael Knight: Hopefully, quieter cars.
- Michael Knight: Buddy, have you heard the poem 'How do I love thee, let me count the ways'?
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, this is no time for sentimentality.
- Michael Knight: You're right, pal.
- Michael Knight: Make sure you protect your head, will ya?
- Bo Keeler: Yeah. You make sure you can fight as well as you talk.
- Michael Knight: [laughs] Don't worry, I got a real good corner man... K.I.T.T.?