Knight Rider (TV Series)
Speed Demons (1984)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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K.I.T.T. : Honestly, the fact that Devon would choose that two-wheeled can opener over the comfort of an automobile is completely mystifying.
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Michael Knight : Looks like I got a little challenge for you parner, I hate to do this to you...
K.I.T.T. : That's all right, Michael, It's for charity.
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K.I.T.T. : Are you going to stop the race?
Michael Knight : That's like stopping a stampede. No, Kitt, you and I have just become the first four wheeled motor team in history.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, I've been watching the race and I've come to the conclusion that there is very little difference between motorcyclists and lemmings jumping off cliffs.
Michael Knight : Right now I need your attention on something a little less hairy. I want you to access Lee Carstairs' agency contracts.
K.I.T.T. : Every time I interface with agency computers I come away wanting to count my circuits. Must I?
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K.I.T.T. : It's most disconcerting when a partner treats you with less than respect.
Roger Floyd : You can talk.
[sighs]
Roger Floyd : I'm not losing my mind.
K.I.T.T. : No, but I suspect you may if you continue your ill-fated relationship.
Roger Floyd : Do you think I chose that female flake in a flacksuit?
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K.I.T.T. : [Floyd kicks Kitt in annoyed defiance] I don't criticize your telecasts, please don't castigate my chassis.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, based on the information April gave me on motorcycle racing I must say I'm competely appaled.
Michael Knight : What's the problem, buddy?
K.I.T.T. : Why is so much time and money wasted on a means of transportation that has improved very little since the turn of the century?
Michael Knight : I guess a lot of people just like the feeling of the open air.
K.I.T.T. : Dust and dirt is more like it. If you want wind you can simply open a window without getting half the roadway in your face.