- Devon Miles: [the Flag semi is being used to haul cargo] By the way, what kind of produce is it?
- Michael Knight: Onions.
- Devon Miles: Onions? Really Michael, barring any accidents, the smell could last for months.
- Michael Knight: Well, if you whistle or you put a pin in your mouth, I won't have to watch a grown man cry.
- Michael Knight: You might say that Bonnie is K.I.T.T.'s mother. She takes care of him with all the maternal love and the ferocity of a tigress.
- Bonnie Barstow: [laughs awkwardly] Michael's kidding. Eh, K.I.T.T. is his, I just put him back together again.
- Devon Miles: And Michael gives her a great many opportunities to do so.
- Sally Flynn: You can't trust anything you don't program yourself.
- K.I.T.T.: Not true.
- Sally Flynn: Who programmed you to argue?
- K.I.T.T.: I don't argue, Sally, I merely correct improper calculations.
- Michael Knight: [Michael and K.I.T.T. are stuck in a traffic jam] How did you let me get into this, anyway?
- K.I.T.T.: Sorry, but you were driving.
- Michael Knight: I know, I know, but why is this happening to me?
- K.I.T.T.: I know, I know, but why is this happening to me?