- Ramsey Brewer: I rushed down, found my wife's missing jewellery.
- Vicky Brewer: The, eh, detective over there said we couldn't have it back. Gave me a receipt. I don't look very good in receipts.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Hey, does Ginger Rogers fall over Fred Astaire's feet, huh? These two twinkle-toes could get up on the Goodyear Blimp in flight, get down without mussing any hair.
- John Hagen: [on phone] Anyway, it's night. That's better for you, right?
- Packman: [on other line] It's never better, it's never worse for me. When I'm ready, it's perfect.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Neil Packman. He's a machine, Crocker. You put the money in the slot, out comes the bodies. Cops, racketeers, husbands, wives, kids, he'll kill anything.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: And then it's gonna be happily ever after, you know, 'once upon a time' like the fairy tales.