- Lt. Theo Kojak: Does your pop have a secretary?
- David Hecht: Yeah, he talks about her almost every night.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Oh yeah? What does he say?
- David Hecht: That dumb Miss Rosenberg, I wish I had the guts to fire her.
- Mark Gallant: [in Gallant's expensive office] Would you like some coffee?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Love it. Black, no sugar, in a paper cup if possible.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Eh, how'd you like to take a ride in a police car, David? Come on, I'll drop you off at school.
- David Hecht: On Saturday?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: You got me.
- Mark Gallant: You were hired to take care of an emergency in case it arose, not to create one to give yourself something to do.
- Miss Rosenberg: [to Stavros] I have the worst luck with plants, you know, even plastic ones commit suicide on me.
- Simon Hecht: But somebody out there will be looking for me.
- Roy Benson: They looked for Hitler for years, too, Mr. Hecht. They gonna find you any faster?