- Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb: Why are you so nervous?
- Abby Perkins: Because, you and I... I've never done this before.
- Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb: What makes you think something is going to happen now?
- Abby Perkins: Because I'm... ready.
- Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb: Well, first of all, I never said I was ready.
- Abby Perkins: But...
- Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb: You're not ready at all. Look at yourself. Your shaking, you've been nervous all through dinner... you haven't earned enough decency to earn a friend, let again, anything more than a friend. I like you a lot, but I'm not going to jeopardize our friendship because you want to satisfy your curiosity.
- Abby Perkins: It's not just curiosity.
- Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But nothing is going to happen tonight. Now consider yourself two things: dumped, and relived.