The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

A Brush with the Elbow of Greatness (1992)

Penny Johnson Jerald: Beverly Barnes

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• Larry Sanders : See, I can't do that. I can't be an asshole.

  Beverly Barnes : [eye-rolling]  That must be really hard for you, Larry.

  Larry Sanders : It is. It's very frustrating. Think of Johnny Carson. Remember when Johnny got arrested for drunk driving and he made the front page of every newspaper?

  Beverly Barnes : Yeah.

  Larry Sanders : You know how many people get arrested for drunk driving everyday? They're not on the front page of newspapers, only Johnny Carson is on the front page of newspaper. Do you know why?

  Beverly Barnes : He was drunk!

  Larry Sanders : No, but he's Johnny, that's the point. You think she would have sold those tapes to Entertainment Tonight if I wasn't Larry Sanders? I'll move to Montana, that will make everybody happy.