- Melanie Parrish: [the Wu Tang Clan is rehearsing a song] Did they say "motherfucker"?
- Arthur: I believe they did.
- Melanie Parrish: And "pussy"?
- Arthur: That too!
- Melanie Parrish: Arthur...
- Arthur: Melanie! And Kenny! What an almost-pleasant surprise! Excuse me. The circuits are all checked, right? Ed, mike's so hot?
- Kenny Mitchell: What are you, a roadie now, Artie?
- Melanie Parrish: Kenny!
- Arthur: I can take many work, can I?
- Melanie Parrish: Look, Arthur: We're a little worried, here...
- Arthur: About what?
- Melanie Parrish: Is Jon aware that this is an 11:30 show and he just told us that he booked the Wu Tang Clan!
- Arthur: Yes! Staten Island's street-wise troubadours... okay, hit it! What about 'em?
- Kenny Mitchell: Well, we think they might be a little too... "urban".
- Arthur: Urban? Well, I can call my good friend, Lenny Kravitz. He's only half-"urban"!