The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Another List (1998)
Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley
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Quotes
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Hank Kingsley : Why are you fucking on me like this? "Hey Now" is my catchphrase, I own it, I made it up. And who this schmuck thinks he is? Call my lawyer.
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Hank Kingsley : I lost my sheep in a poker game...
Phil : Yeah.
Hank Kingsley : What's funny about that?
Phil : You in a dress.
Hank Kingsley : Oh... oh, right right. I get it. I was paying too much attention to the words.
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Hank Kingsley : Is he retarded?
Brian : No, he works in a shoe store.
Phil : He looks just like you, you sure he's not retarded?
Hank Kingsley : Ah could you crawl under here and blow me?
Phil : Haha, I don't do fat chicks.
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[last lines]
Larry Sanders : I'm gonna start this show again.
Arthur : Good.
Hank Kingsley : Live on tape from Hollywood, the Larry Sanders Show. Starring Larry Sanders. Tonight joining Larry and his guests: Winona Ryder, Jon Stewart, Smash Mouth and me, Hey Now, Hank Kingsley. And now because the charges were dropped, Larry Sanders!
[Larry changes his usual entrance and high-fives the audience]