The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Hank's Night in the Sun (1994)

Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley

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Quotes 

• Hank Kingsley : Hey hey, I saved your asses last night and this is the fucking grattitude I get?

• Hank Kingsley : Oh man, I'm tired. Now I know why Larry is so fucked up.

• Hank Kingsley : Don't adjust your vertical, don't adjust your horizontal, there's nothing wrong with your set, it is me again.

  [minor laughs from the audience] 

• Hank Kingsley : It's not Larry who is sick, it's me! It's me. I am very sick. I am sicko. I'm so fucking sick. But... I'm finally where I belong.

• Hank Kingsley : See, that's interesting because I told our head writer that that was a little uh... off, but he's such a hopeless retard that...

  [boos from audience] 

  Hank Kingsley : Easy now.

  [someone in the audience yells "You suck!". Hank doesn't know how to react] 

• Phil : [explaining his joke]  ... and socks have something to do with that decision.

  Hank Kingsley : It's not funny.

  Phil : I beg your pardon?

  Hank Kingsley : What word you have trouble with? Do you understand "not"? That's confortable for you?

  Phil : Yeah.

  Hank Kingsley : And "funny", you heard of that?

  Phil : Hmm hmm.

  Hank Kingsley : This doesn't work. You see, socks have something to do with *that* decision, see now I'm laughing.

  Phil : Well, laugh louds seem to cover for the rest of us.

  Hank Kingsley : Hey, hey, do you like your job?

  Phil : No.

  Hank Kingsley : [astonished]  Well, watch it! You may go.

  Phil : [sarcastic]  Oh may I? Thank you! C'mon Sid.

  Hank Kingsley : Watch it, asshole.

• Hank Kingsley : Artie, would you talk to this woman?

  Beverly Barnes : Oh Beverly, thank you!