- Jerry Capen: [on Larry hosting the show with his jokes] He fucked it up! The joke doesn't work unless he ends with the words 'adjustable beds'.
- Phil: His timing really sucks tonight.
- Jerry Capen: He's off.
- [Jeannie and Arthur enter the room]
- Jerry Capen: And running in what looks like a wonderful show.
- Phil: Hi, Mrs. Sanders.
- Jeannie Sanders: Hi.
- Phil: Hi, very funny monologue tonight.
- Jerry Capen: He's on. This is as on as I've seen him in a long time.
- [muttering]
- Jerry Capen: Very strong stuff.
- Hank Kingsley: [Hank tells about the origins of his catchphrase] No, no, you see when I was a kid, I used to say "Hey". And then later, I said "Now". But I never put it together until much later...
- Jeannie Sanders: Are you taking about Hey now"?
- Hank Kingsley: Yes.
- Jeannie Sanders: Because I have always wondered about that. Which writer came up with "Hey now"?
- Phil, Jerry Capen: Hank did.
- Jeannie Sanders: It's brilliant. Really. Have you ever thought about changing it?
- Hank Kingsley: No.
- Jeannie Sanders: Just listen to this. Okay? Instead of saying "Hey now!", you would say "Come here!"
- [awkward silence from the group]
- Jeannie Sanders: Try, just give it a try.
- Hank Kingsley: "Come here!"
- Jeannie Sanders: It's wonderful, it's wonderful!
- Jerry Capen: It's good, I like it.
- Jeannie Sanders: That's what you can use when the show goes off the air.
- Jerry Capen: What do you... what show... what show goes off the air?
- Jeannie Sanders: Larry is always talking about moving to Montana, leaving the business...
- Jerry Capen: [to Larry who just stopped by] The show's going off the air?
- Jeannie Sanders: ...building or something up there.
- Larry Sanders: She's kiddin'. She's kiddin'.
- Jeannie Sanders: No.
- Jeannie Sanders: Is something wrong?
- Larry Sanders: Yes. You're telling people all about our lives.
- Jeannie Sanders: What are you talking about?
- Larry Sanders: About dry-humping, about Aspen, about moving to Montana.
- Jeannie Sanders: You're spying on me?
- Larry Sanders: I was standing near by.