- Arthur: The show is going great!
- Larry Sanders: Oh, it's going great, my life is falling apart and I'm glad there's TV cameras here to cover it. This is like the Hindenburg. How much longer before you start shouting "Oh, the humanity"?
- Paula: Listen, being married to a celebrity is very difficult, okay. I got a friend who is married to Jerry Van Dyke and all he cares about is winning awards. One time they were doing it, he slipped up and called her Emmy.
- Billy Crystal: Is Larry been drinking again?
- Hank Kingsley: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
- Catherine O'Hara: No.