The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

What Have You Done for Me Lately? (1992)

Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley

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Quotes 

• Makeup Artist : [remarking on Larry's black eye]  Ooh, that's a beauty!

  Larry : Yeah, I was tying my shoes this morning and I walked into the door... bumped my head.

  Makeup Artist : Whatever.

  Larry : Nah, that's what really happened... Alright, a woman hit me.

  Makeup Artist : Miss Parrish.

  Larry : How'd you know that?

  Makeup Artist : Everyone in the loop knows.

  Larry : You're kidding...

  Hank Kingsley : [entering room]  Hey guys... WOAH! What a shiner! What happened to you?

• [first lines] 

  Hank Kingsley : You folks see that flashing sign up there? Well, that sign says: Apple sauce.

  [audience laughs] 

  Hank Kingsley : No, no... I'm kiddin', it says: Applause. Ray, can you do me a favor and flick that once?

  [audience applauses] 

  Hank Kingsley : And remember, you are a big part of the show. The better you are, the better Larry is. Ok, you see this, gentlemen he's giving me this sign we're on the air in ten seconds, get ready to have a good time. Alright, here we go. This is exciting, isn't it?