- Larry Sanders: Do we know if he's taking this CBS offer.
- Arthur: I've made some calls, done some legwork, developed some leads - nothing yet.
- Larry Sanders: Oh thanks, Mannix.
- Arthur: Mike Connors is a good friend of mine. He'll be on next week.
- Arthur: [on Hank's poor audition as main host] Shel, please, go easy on him. He has a fragile ego and never mention the name Rupert Pupkin.
- Sheldon Davidoff: [whispering] Who?
- Arthur: I saw it coming.
- Larry Sanders: I hate this business.
- Arthur: I'm telling you I saw it coming.
- Larry Sanders: And I'm telling you I hate this fucking business!
- Larry Sanders: If you saw this coming, Artie, why didn't you say something?
- Arthur: If I said something every time I saw something coming, we'd never get anything done.