- Larry Sanders: Alright, I see what's going on. I'll turn around and somebody put the memo in front of me.
- [the whole staff throws copies of the memo on the desk]
- Larry Sanders: Very funny, very fucking funny.
- Phil: [reading the new producer's memo] "Unfortunately, Phil's social maladjustment runs so deep that he is unpredictable and volatile. My guess is that he talks badly about Larry behind his back." Oh, right. You know Larry is just the kind of asshole to read that and believe it.
- Jerry Capen: [smirking, without Phil noticing] Yeah, the memo is way off.
- Phil: Social maladjustment... what the hell does that mean? You know, now I'm sorry for making copies of this for everybody.
- Larry Sanders: We're discussing the memo, Hank.
- Hank Kingsley: What memo?
- Larry Sanders: Don't act out.
- Hank Kingsley: That's an... that's an insult. I'm not acting dumb. I don't know what memo. I'm sorry but that's how I feel.
- Larry Sanders: Alright, I'm sorry.
- Hank Kingsley: I don't know about it.
- Larry Sanders: They tell you about it.
- [to his staff]
- Larry Sanders: Tell about the memo.
- Hank Kingsley: [after Larry left the room, Hank takes the memo from his pocket] Do you believe this shit?