The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
The Roast (1997)
Wallace Langham: Phil
Quotes
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Hank Kingsley : You can blow me like everyone else on table... at your table.
Phil : Are you on something?
Hank Kingsley : A little bit.
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Hank Kingsley : Shut up and leave me alone, Phil. I'll come when I'm goddamn ready!
Phil : Larry is waiting.
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Phil : I thought Carl Reiner was hosting Larry's roast.
Hank Kingsley : No, that's not confirmed. But if I can prove to Artie that I can handle hecklers, he'll let me be the roast master.
Phil : Here's the deal: someone says something to you, all you gotta do is to come back with a dick-related insult, that's it.
Hank Kingsley : Give me an example.
Phil : Guy says something and you say: "Oh, looks like so-and-so got his dick out of his mouth loud enough to speak up".
Hank Kingsley : [laughs] By so-and-so you mean the person heckling?
Phil : Yes.
Hank Kingsley : I better write this down. Oh what if the uh the heckler is a woman?
Phil : Same thing, you talk about her dick. Makes them crazy.