- [Mike wants to borrow Ed's Aston Martin to impress someone]
- Big Ed: Is she hot?
- Mike Cannon: Who?
- Big Ed: OK, is *he*?
- Mike Cannon: No! *She*! Definitely, *she*.
- Mary Connell: [as Delinda and Mary are preparing to meet Sam's half-brother] I made a list of questions so we wouldn't forget to ask anything.
- Delinda: Good idea.
- Mary Connell: I divided it into three parts: the early years, puberty, and prison.
- Delinda: Sam was in prison?
- Mary Connell: Well, I just always assumed...
- Delinda: Yeah, me too.
- Mary Connell: So what's the brother like?
- Delinda: Well, he has no job, he's smokin' hot, and Sam hates him. Dibs!