- [first lines]
- Truly: [admiring the countryside as they stroll] This is why a man returns to the place of his birth!
- Compo: I was born in a bed me self. I often feel the pull of that!
- Clegg: Often? Don't you mean always?
- Compo: Probably!
- Truly: In the pursuit of law and order, I've had to grab my share of gonads in my day.
- Clegg: I hope he's washed his hands!