Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

I Didn't Know Barry Could Play (2000)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• Howard : I bet you had a perfectly *normal* marriage, Cleggie.

  Clegg : Well, Sundays were OK. There was chapel, then a big dinner, and later you went for a walk.

  Howard : She can't always have been unexciting.

  Clegg : We had a pipe burst once.

  Howard : What about... passion?

  Clegg : Well, that was for foreigners. People without the seriousness that comes with strong tea and heavy puddings.

  Howard : Sensuality?

  Clegg : Hadn't been invented. This was before television. We used to listen to the radio. Saturday Night Theatre. Hm. There were murders and things , but, uh, fortunately nobody ever got made love to. You could go over the whole dial and never hear *anybody* being made love to.

• [last lines] 

  Clegg : Mrs Avery all right is she?

  Tom : Oh, she's fine! It's me! I think I'm in real danger of settling down.

  Truly : I think you're in real danger of owing us seven pounds.

  Tom : Memory for details your friend 'as.

  Clegg : Exceptional eyesight too. For his age. Owes it all to mysterious police practices and organic vegetables.

  Tom : [looking down the stream]  You think there's any fish in 'ere?

  Truly : We could ask.