Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Jurassic - No Parking (2004)

Keith Clifford: Billy

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• [first lines] 

  Billy : I couldn't sleep last night for the wife snoring.

  Truly : Didn't you give her a nudge?

  Billy : She's in the next bedroom.

  Clegg : Have you always been that close?

  Billy : She sleeps with her sister. She says I'm the wrong temperature for sleeping with.

  Clegg : Well, I think she's hinting that your thermostat has gone.

  Truly : What temperature does she like?

  Billy : Sub-tropical. I keep thinking there's a monsoon any minute.

  Clegg : Yeah, they like to be warm. That generation had more clothes on in bed than than they wear for going out these days. You needed a honeymoon just to find your way about.