- [first lines]
- Clegg: [led by Truly, Compo and Clegg are hauling a large object up a countryside hill] Did we really have to come all this way to do it? I'm getting too tired to be tired.
- Compo: Listen, I'm not doing it where anybody can see me - not till I get the hang of it. Not till I'm looking good.
- Truly: Looking good could be regarded as a bit ambitious in your case, but put yourself in my hands, you'll soon get the hang of it.
- Clegg: They'll never believe this!
- Compo: They'll never know, unless some big mouth tells 'em!
- Truly: Right then, chaps, put it down there.