Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Things to Do When Your Wife Runs Off with a Turkish Waiter (2004)

Kathy Staff: Nora Batty

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Nora Batty : What are you doing?

  Alvin : Just testing.

  Nora Batty : I know you're a bit wet, but do you need a drainpipe?

  Alvin : It's a viewscope. Auntie's selling them.

  Nora Batty : What do you want one of them things for?

  Alvin : Well, I didn't go in for one of these; I went in to chose a roll of lino. But lino lacks entertainment appeal. These are more interesting than lino.

  Nora Batty : As long as you don't go staring at me through it.

  Alvin : Just testing. You needn't read anything giddy into it. You're a bit lacking in entertainment appeal yourself. Have you never felt the urge to act on impulse?

  Nora Batty : [Nora pushes the ladder Alvin is standing on so he falls off]  Next question.

• [last lines] 

  Nora Batty : What's this!