Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Waggoners Roll (2000)
Frank Thornton: Truly
Quotes
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[last lines]
Tom : She wants to stop, but what do you do 'round here?
Clegg : I don't know, but the days soon go.
Truly : I bet they go as well here as anywhere.
Clegg : We're not always so quiet. You'll see come buttercup milking.
Clegg : Come what?
Truly : It's all go then, dawn 'til dusk.
Clegg : It's not all work, mind you. There's dancing, and singing in the fields.
Truly : Crowning the Buttercup Queen.
Clegg : These hills are alive to the sound of music.
Truly : And leather trousers.
Clegg : Course, you'll need a set of bells.
Tom : For what?
Clegg : For your trousers. We all wear bells that week.
Tom : Pulling me chain.
Clegg : You'll see.
Truly : For that week only, bells are compulsory. No male is allowed to move unless he tinkles.
Clegg : It goes all the way back to the Dark Ages, when they were desperate to find some way to stop bumping into each other.
Tom : I can see I'm going to have to watch meself 'round here.
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Truly : What seems to be the problem?
Barry : I feel so... guilty.
Truly : Oh, there's a cure for that. We take you in a little room, read you your rights, you sign a bit of paper, and it's done.
Barry : It's nothing criminal.
Truly : Oh, don't worry your head about that; we'll find something.
Barry : I'm feeling guilty about *golf*!
Clegg : The only proper attitude in my opinion.