Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Who's Looking After the Cafe Then? (1985)
Peter Sallis: Clegg
Quotes
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Compo : I were only saying good morning.
Foggy : Stand still. Don't say anything. You're embarrassing the lady.
Compo : It's embarrassing to say good morning?
Foggy : Well, somehow it is when you do it, yes.
Compo : Why is that, Norm?
Clegg : I think it's because somehow you make this powerful first impression.
Compo : [chuckles] I do. I'm great at first impressions!
Foggy : I just wish that sometimes you'd do an impression of a normal human being.
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Compo : He's got his pension and a bit tucked away in a Eunuch's Trust.
[Foggy and Clegg laugh]
Foggy : Eunuch's Trust? Don't you mean a Unit Trust?
Compo : That's what he said.
Clegg : No, I like it. If I ever have any spare money, it's going to go straight into a Eunuch's Trust. I don't care how many thieves there are about; nobody's going to go poking around there.
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Compo : I'm like a Viking?
Clegg : They were short, sturdy, terrifying, and repulsive.
Compo : I am! Oh ho! I'm like a Viking!
[laughs]
Clegg : And, subconsciously, people recognize that.
Foggy : He's just the sort that would have been left behind, isn't he? There's always some idiot who was too drunk to get the last bus home.