- Adam Schiff: My grandson plays Little League. I tell him, "Go get 'em, tiger." I pat him on the can and you'd haul me away in leg irons.
- Leslie Silver: The night I was born, "Hair" opened on Broadway. Guess whose premiere Daddy attended?
- Paul Robinette: Doesn't sound like you've patched things up.
- Leslie Silver: Oh, as far as he's concerned, I'm a show that closed on opening night.
- Janet Silver: [when she accuses her husband of molesting her daughter] She took showers with him and his live-in girlfriend, naps with them when she was naked. My child was living in terror.
- Ben Stone: Mrs. Silver, we are sorry for your daughter, but an accusation is not enough for us to prosecute.
- Ben Stone: [about Ramona Stark] We got a Chinese menu here: column A, she's the savior of all molested children, column B, she scares innocent men into giving up their kids.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: Who's your judge?
- E.A.D.A. Ben Stone: Wally Schrieber.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: Hmm... thinks the inclusion laws were written in Heaven, not Albany.