- Det. Lennie Briscoe: I don't know what F. Lee Yahoo here told you, Tommy, but we got you for forgery *and* grand larceny - and that adds up to a lot of years, all by itself.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: I don't know if they give out gold stars for loyalty in your country, but over here all you get is a set of striped pajamas and the word "schmo" stamped on your forehead.