Law & Order (TV Series)
Stiff (2000)
Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe
Quotes
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Abbie Carmichael : [discussing a case] What do you call this?
Det. Ed Green : Besides a bunch of crazy, rich white people with too much time on their hands?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : The best Skoda could come up with was "necrophilia without tears".
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Dr. Bertram Stokes : Maybe I should call my attorney.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : You can call the sugar-plum fairy for all we care.
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Abbie Carmichael : We just take his word that the suicide was his wife's idea; she didn't leave a note, a videotape?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I guess they didn't read "Euthanasia for Dummies".
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : We've been around the block a few hundred times.
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Det. Ed Green : [finding a white substance in the waste bin] What's this?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I'm bettin' it ain't Sweet'N Low.