- Detective Elliot Stabler: [Stabler and Benson are looking through a victims belonging's as part of their investigation] She must have had fun naming her computer files... Uh, this is "Penis.Quotes." You want to read it or should I?
- Detective Olivia Benson: Oh, knock yourself out.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [Takes a quick glance and a moment later gives it to Benson with discomfort] No, that's yours.
- Captain Donald Cragen: Anything?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: No.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Okay, "Biology of the Amazons" by Grethen Quinn. "There's a tiny catfish feared more than the piranha. It's called a..."
- Captain Donald Cragen: Candiru.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Say what?
- Captain Donald Cragen: This is beautiful. Tell him.
- Detective Olivia Benson: [Reading a passage] "It will swim right into a man's penis and lodge itself there by erecting sharp spines." Ow.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Erecting sharp spines... That's a fish with a sense of irony. How'd you know that?
- Captain Donald Cragen: In the jungle they always taught us, "Don't hose your nose; Hold your stones."
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [entering Cragen's office] You look about as happy as a postal worker on Christmas.
- Detective Olivia Benson: I thought you didn't drink.
- Captain Donald Cragen: I don't. But that doesn't mean you can't.