Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

The Big Fish Count (1961)

Tony Dow: Wally Cleaver

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Quotes 

• Wally Cleaver : Hey, Mom! I guess that's two things they'll always have in this world: dirt and homework.

• Wally Cleaver : Y'know, Mom, I bet you wish you had a girl, don'tcha.

  June Cleaver : What do you mean, Wally?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, if you did, you could make her do the dishes every night for free.

  June Cleaver : Wally, I'm not making you do the dishes. When Beaver said he wanted to talk to your father, you volunteered.

  Wally Cleaver : Well, yeah. But it was kinda one of those things your parents make you volunteer for, you know? Like changin' your socks or takin' a bath and junk like that.

  June Cleaver : [after finishing the dishes, June squeezes out a bit of lotion on her hands]  Want some of this?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, what for?

  June Cleaver : Good for your hands. Smells nice, too.

  Wally Cleaver : Gee, Mom! I'm not a girl! I wouldn't be caught dead smellin' nice!

• Eddie Haskell : [talking about finding a job]  I guess I'm just gonna have to go someplace where they don't know what a wiseguy I am.

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah. You know, that's not gonna be so easy.