Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
The Haircut (1957)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Ward Cleaver : Beaver, it would have been very easy for me to forgive you if you had just stood up and said, "Dad, I lost my money and Wally gave me the haircut."
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [stands up] Dad, I lost the money and Wally gave me the haircut.
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : If I tell you, you'll be mad at me.
Ward Cleaver : That's ridiculous! Now, come on, tell me.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I losted my money.
Ward Cleaver : Again? Oh, Beaver! Your mother and I have been very patient with you, but this habit of losing money has got to stop!
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I told you you'd be mad at me!
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : What's for supper?
June Cleaver : Pot roast, potato pancakes and what's the big idea?
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [Wally pauses while giving Beaver an impromptu haircut] Are you finished?
Wally Cleaver : I don't know. But I think I'd better stop.
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Wally Cleaver : What's that?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : A haircut, I think.
Wally Cleaver : Wow! You look like the Wilson's Airedale when he had the mange!
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I think I losted my money.
Barber : It looks like you founded everything else in town!
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Barber : Suppose I call up your parents and tell them you lost the money and they'll okay the haircut. How does that sound?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [he has to think fast] Yeah... I think our phone's been discontinued!
Barber : Well, then, just suppose you go home and explain it to your parents. They'll understand. After all, anybody can lose money.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Yeah, but not as good as I can!
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Wally?
Wally Cleaver : What, Beav?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : The rules are a lot easier on grownups than they are for little kids.
Wally Cleaver : Sure, they are, Beaver! The grownups are the ones that *make* the rules!