- June Cleaver: Well, Beaver, I thought you were going to go by Wally's school and watch him practice.
- Theodore Cleaver: Oh, we were, but Gilbert said there was always a lot of girls hangin' around after practice, so we didn't go.
- June Cleaver: You mean you and Gilbert don't like girls?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, we like girls OK and we like sports too, but when you mix the two of them together, neither one of them are any fun.