The Lieutenant (TV Series)
To Take Up Serpents (1963)
Steve Franken: Lt. Sam Panosian
Quotes
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[relating to Bill's fear of flying]
Lt. Sam Panosian : I guess I had the normal whitening of the knuckles during takeoffs and landings, but my fingernails never actually pierced the upholstery.
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[over Panosian and Rice's objections, the buxom Maria grabs their heavy suitcases]
Maria : Oh no, don't bother. It helps to keep me in shape.
Lt. Sam Panosian : By George, it does at that.
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Maria : Anything I may do for you?
Lt. Sam Panosian : Ah, tell me a story.
Maria : About what?
Lt. Sam Panosian : About what a beautiful manager like you is doing in a place like this?
Maria : I got it in a divorce settlement.
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[referring to Maria, the shapely manager of their motel]
Lt. Sam Panosian : Oh, non-o-non-o-ne-me! Did you dig that? It would only take nine of her to make a dozen. Divorce - well, no wonder. Marrying her would be bigamy!