Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Phoenix (1995)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

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Quotes 

• Clark Kent : Hi.

  Lois Lane : Hi. Oh, God, this is exactly why we shouldn't go out.

  Clark Kent : All I said was, "Hi."

  Lois Lane : Yes, I know, and a dozen thoughts went through my mind: You know, how's my makeup? Do I smell good? Do I have coffee breath? See, and all that was just with you saying hi. What's gonna happen when you start saying words with more than one syllable?

  Clark Kent : What did they put in your coffee this morning?

  Lois Lane : Clark I'm just, just trying to say I'm afraid things will change if we start going out.

  Clark Kent : Well if it makes you feel any better Lois, I'm afraid too.

  Lois Lane : Oh! Oh I'm so glad that you said that! Thank you.

• Bobby Bigmouth : I want you to know how happy I am for you and that that there are a lot of people out there that are really pulling for this to work out.

  Lois Lane : What people?

  Bobby Bigmouth : What, did you think it was a big secret that Clark here has been mooning over you?

  Clark Kent : I wouldn't say "mooning" exactly.

• Clark Kent : Uh, Lois, I want to ask you something.

  Lois Lane : Ooh, I'm not going to like it, am I?

  Clark Kent : What makes you say that?

  Lois Lane : You've got that tone in your voice. You know, when people are uncomfortable, like when they want to borrow your car, or money, your clothes?

  Clark Kent : Uh, okay, you got me, I wanna borrow your clothes.

  Lois Lane : I bet you'd look real cute in black chiffon.

  Clark Kent : What I wanna say is I...

  Lois Lane : I know what you want, Clark.

  Clark Kent : You do?

  Lois Lane : I know you a lot better than you think. How much do you need?

  Clark Kent : What? No, I don't want money, Lois.

  Lois Lane : Clark, you don't have to be embarrassed. That's what friends are for. Just tell me how much.

  Clark Kent : Lois, I want you to go out with me!

  Lois Lane : What? You're asking me out?

  Clark Kent : Yeah, you know, like on a date.

  Lois Lane : A date? You mean like a real date? Where I take out my good perfume, the one that I got after I saw "Love Affair," the good one not the remake, and I put a dab behind my knee, I don't even know why?

  Clark Kent : Yeah. I guess that's what I'm saying.

  Lois Lane : Clark, that's...I mean...I don't know what to say.

  Clark Kent : Most people choose yes or no.

• Clark Kent : [seeing Lois attempting to clean up a spill]  What happened?

  Lois Lane : Oh, I had a muscle - a mishap. I had a mishap.

• [at the same time] 

  Lois Lane : I'll take Bender, you take the bomb squad.

  Clark Kent : You take Bender, I'll take the bomb squad.

• Clark Kent : Lois, I'm just trying to ask you out. I'm not trying to negotiate a nuclear arms treaty.

• Clark Kent : Maybe Sheldon Bender knows something.

  Jimmy Olsen : Luthor's attorney? Why him?

  Clark Kent : Well, its just... God knows everything and attorneys seem to think they're God.

• Clark Kent : Why do you suppose someone would kidnap Bender?

  Lois Lane : Can't be for money. Who would pay ransom for a lawyer?