The Lone Ranger (TV Series)

Barnaby Boggs, Esquire (1950)

Hal Price: Barnaby Boggs

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Quotes 

• The Lone Ranger : You weren't frightened by a few Indians, were you?

  Barnaby Boggs : Of course not. I just remembered I ran out of tonic.

  Tonto : Me see plenty bottles in wagon.

  Barnaby Boggs : Yes, well that medicine had turned stale from the heat.

• Barnaby Boggs : Wait? For that wild two-gun killer? He oughta be behind bars.

  The Lone Ranger : If you go, he never will be.

  Barnaby Boggs : Well, live and let live, I always say.

  The Lone Ranger : You're the one man Kruger can't let live. He'll get you unless we get him first.

  Barnaby Boggs : Well, boys, I've been thinking it over. And, uh, I've decided to do my duty as a law-abiding citizen and remain here.

• Barnaby Boggs : Clementine! Madeline! Take it easy, this ain't no Pony Express.

• [Tonto grabs some of Barnaby's tonic] 

  Tonto : Me fix him.

  The Lone Ranger : Good idea. That should bring him to.

  Tonto : You open mouth.

  Barnaby Boggs : No, I don't want that stuff.

  Tonto : Him good stuff. Kill pain, he say.

  Barnaby Boggs : Oh, what are you trying to do, Indian? Poison me?

• The Lone Ranger : Hold on, Barnaby! I'm coming. Hold on.

  Barnaby Boggs : Hold on? What do you think I'm doing, taking a nap?