- The Lone Ranger: Have you two young ladies ever ridden two on a horse?
- Aunt Addie: Now just a minute!
- Tonto: Don't worry. Nothing get hurt but your dignity.
- [Aboard the stagecoach, carrying the governor's daughter, that had been fleeing from two outlaws]
- Ruth Standish: Now there's a masked man and an Indian chasing us.
- Aunt Addie: If this is the best protection your father can give us, I'm going to vote for a new governor!
- Ruth Standish: [after the Lone Ranger and Tonto drive off the bandits chasing the governor's daugher] Now there's a masked man and an Indian chasing us.
- Aunt Addie: If that's the best protection your father can give us, I'm going to vote for a new governor!