- Maude Dingle: I sometimes wonder why I ever married ya.
- Casper Dingle: Yeah, and sometimes I wonder the same thing, Dear.
- Maude Dingle: And just what do you mean by that?
- Tonto: You mean you afraid of wife?
- Casper Dingle: Injun, if you were married to a woman like Maude, you'd be afraid too!
- The Lone Ranger: I don't think you're a coward, Mr. Dingle. I think you just let people talk you into believing you're one.