The Lucy Show (TV Series)
Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft (1966)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Carmichael
Quotes
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[first lines]
Lucy Carmichael : [on the phone] Hello? Oh hi Mary Jane. Go to the beach? Are you kidding? Well it sounds wonderful, but I have to work. Yes, on a Saturday, yes. Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. That's not fair, comparing Mr. Mooney to Simon Legree. No, no, I'm not defending Mr. Mooney, I'm defending Simon Legree.
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Lucy Carmichael : Oh no! This is unbelievable!
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : They want you to pay more income tax.
Lucy Carmichael : No. Worse than that.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Nothing can be worse than paying more income tax.
Lucy Carmichael : Yes, it can. I've been drafted.
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Lucy Carmichael : Imagine putting me in the Army.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Don't worry. You'll never pass the physical.
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Male Recruit : What are you bawlin' about, Mac?
Lucy Carmichael : [crying] My hair! They cut off my hair!
Male Recruit : So what? They cut off mine, too and mine was longer than yours!
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Lucy Carmichael : Oh boy, I've made military history!
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Oh?
Lucy Carmichael : Yea, I think I'm the first Marine to ever get out of the service because he was a mother!
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[last lines]
Lucy Carmichael : What did you say?
Pvt. Gomer Pyle : I said, I'm this here Carmichael's replacement.
Lucy Carmichael : [to Marine Sergeant] Good luck. buddy.