M*A*S*H (TV Series)
House Arrest (1975)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [on the phone] Oh yeah? Well this is Col. Blake. I want that chopper here by 1600. And that's an order, Captain!
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Radar?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Sir?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Since when have you been promoted to me?
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Henry Blake : Jiminy Crickets, Frank! Do you know what has to be done to court-martial somebody? I mean, the-the paperwork?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [Reading the regulation] "Pending the completion of the preliminary investigation by the C.O. the accused officer is relieved of duty and placed under house arrest." He can't leave his tent.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You mean I just get to stay in and sleep and eat meals and read?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Yes, sir.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to Henry and Frank] Take me. I'm yours. I surrender. And I'll fight to the death any chance to set me free.
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [Radar is wearing elevated shoes] Captain Pierce.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Radar, what's happened?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Happened?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Yeah, either you've been raised or the camp's been lowered.
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Henry Blake : All right, now how did Frank get the black eye?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : When he fell he hit the sink.
Henry Blake : Whammo!
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Right!
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Should I write "whammo", sir?
Henry Blake : Uh, no, no, it doesn't sound too G.I. Make it...
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : ..."Socko".
Henry Blake : Uh, no, no. That's too Moon Mullins. Make it "Bam". Okay, so Frank slipped, fell, hit the sink.
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : That's my testimony.
Henry Blake : Okeydokey.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [writes] "Okeydokey."
Henry Blake : No, strike the okeydokey. Make it, uh, "very well".
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Very well.