M*A*S*H (TV Series)
House Arrest (1975)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : You still don't realize that you're under house arrest. That you're not a free man. Now watch this: I can step out. I can step in. Out... in. Out... in. That's a free man.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Very good. Now let's see you go to Tahiti for the leprosy festival.
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Frank Burns : I have got oak leaves on my shoulders.
Henry Blake : And I've got dimples on my butt.
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Frank Burns : Get your dirty hands off me!
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Frank, I just washed them!
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Colonel Reese : I, um... I hear your marriage isn't all beer and skittles.
Frank Burns : Uhm, Louise. She has no sense of order. She's always getting into my drawer and mixing up my marbles.
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Frank Burns : I better see a doctor. Is there anybody that isn't mad at me?