- Linda Sue: [Recording belonging to Radar] Hi there, Radar, this is Linda Sue. Coming to you from the glass booth of Holtzman's department store. Everything is real good here, and being as how you and I are engaged, I think you should be the first to know. I'm going to marry Elroy Fimple. Now please don't take it too hard, cause I know we're all going to be real good friends if you'd come back alive. Just a minute now.
- Elroy: Hi, ya, old buddy! Say, I'm real sorry about what happened, but I guess you just have to charge it up to old mother nature. Well, you know how it is. I sure hope you understand. Good luck, and keep knocking off them Commies. Bye, now.
- Linda Sue: Good-bye, Radar! I'll always have a soft place in my - Elroy! It's a glass booth! Elroy! Quit kissing that part. Elroy!