M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Young and the Restless (1979)

David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester

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Quotes 

• Hawkeye : [Charles stumbles in drunk]  Ahh, rose-nose! Welcome to skid row. Twenty cents a night - DT's included.

  B.J. : Give him the binge rate. That's the third night he's come in this way.

  Charles : [looks at Hunnicut]  Brice,

  [looks at Pierce] 

  Charles : Honeycomb...

  B.J. : The rummy speaks!

  Charles : Ruined! By a little twirp surgeon!

  Hawkeye : Here we go again.

  Charles : My life is going up in smoke!

  Hawkeye : It will if you don't stop breathing on that stove!

  Charles : Brilliant career, shot to smitheroons! That Potter's fault. First he keeps me here until my talents

  [slur] 

  Charles : apt.private... And then he sends little Bobby Shaftnor to come here and

  [slur] 

  Charles : humilna-nilnaliate me! I'll get even with him. Some day, he'll be older than I am, and

  [slur] 

  Charles : 'n-I'll show him up!