- [first lines]
- MacGyver: I grew up an only child with no brothers or sisters, but some how Penny Parker brings out the big brother in me anyway. She's the kind of girl who needs - well, looking after. Ever since I've known Penny, and that's going back a while, she's been trying to break into show business. When she landed a role in a new musical, I was the first one she called with the news. I couldn't resist her invitation to drop in on a rehearsal. Besides, it never hurts to get a little culture in your life.
- Penny: Mr. Wintergreen, I think its time you and I cleared the air.
- Benjamin Wintergreen: What do I look like, a catalytic converter?
- Benjamin Wintergreen: When I call the police, what am I going to tell them? My leading lady has been assaulted by a poem?
- [last lines]
- Pete Thornton: MacGyver asked me to bring this back from the theater.
- Penny: My Star.
- MacGyver: You might want to hang onto that. I think your gonna need it soon.
- Penny: Oh, MacGyver.
- MacGyver: Oh, Penny.