- Vancome Lady: Shaaa... You know what... Uhh-Uhh, I'm sorry but we here at Vancome don't specialize in blacks.
- [in the trailer for 'Gump Fiction']
- Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates... you open it up and most of the time someone's taken a bite out of every single one. That's when i gotta get out my .45 and blow their heads off.