Mad TV (TV Series)
Episode #9.2 (2003)
Stephnie Weir: Dr. Kylie Johnson
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Quotes
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Nick Campbell : [the dad has just told Doctor Kylie Johnson about his son's small penis] When I was his age, I had nothing worry about. Still don't.
Dr. Kylie Johnson : Oh, well, good for you, here's a lollipop!
[she gives him a lollipop]
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Dr. Kylie Johnson : So, tell me, what brought you in today?
Nick Campbell : [to Robin] Tell her.
[Dr. Kylie Johnson goes over and puts on a pair of extra small latex gloves]
Robin Campbell : Well, I have ache.
Nick Campbell : And?
Robin Campbell : I sweat a lot.
Nick Campbell : And?
Robin Campbell : My bones ache!
Nick Campbell : And?
Robin Campbell : Nothing!
Nick Campbell : He's got a very small penis. It's like a half a role of TUMS.
Robin Campbell : [yelling] Dad!