Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Billboard (2005)

Justin Berfield: Reese Wilkerson

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• Malcolm : Reese, give me your pocket knife.

  Reese : Ok, but if you miss her you'll only make her madder.

  [talking about Lois] 

• Reese : So, will you take off your giant top?

  Stripper : Do you have a giant dollar?

• Lois : [finds out what her boys are doing]  Oh my God!

  Dewey : Did you hear that?

  Lois : What are you boys doing up there?

  Malcolm : It's Mom!

  Dewey : How did she know where to find us?

  Reese : I told you, she's got tracking devices in our fillings! If you two geniuses had ripped them out like I did, we wouldn't have been in this mess!

  Dewey : Maybe she didn't see us.

  Lois : Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, you get down here this instant.

  Reese : [bad Spanish accent]  Miss, I don't know what you are talking about. Your boys are different boys than our being.

  [the light turns on the stripper billboard; the boys back up and Lois rolls her eyes] 

  Reese : [afraid]  Where's the back door for this thing?

  Malcolm : [scared]  It's a billboard!

  Dewey : [terrified]  We're so dead. This time she'll finish us.

  Lois : Come down, now!

• Dewey : [Lois makes eye contact with Dewey]  I think it's getting cold up here. I don't think we should do this anymore. I don't know who we think we're kidding We're not gonna be able to win this.

  Reese : Dewey! Don't look into her eyes!

  Dewey : Huh? What just happened?

  Lois : Dammit.

• Reese : You're so great. The girls at school won't even talk to me.

  Stripper : Listen, if they're not willing to talk to you or dance on a pole, they're not really your friends.

• Reese : Why aren't all women like you?

  Stripper : Well, I'm not real, Sugar.

  Reese : Oh yeah.

  Stripper : You just dreamed me up as a super-sexy way to face the fact that you're gonna live the rest of your life alone.