Dwayne Hickman: Dobie Gillis

Quotes 

• Dobie Gillis : This college is going to get the cream of my musical taste.

  Maynard G. Krebs : We're in trouble, Dobe.

  Dobie Gillis : What do you mean?

  Maynard G. Krebs : No, offense, Dobe, but the cream of your musical taste is Chubby Checker sings the best of Noel Coward.

• Zelda Gilroy : When I call you DJ, Snookums, I don't mean just 'disc jockey'; what I mean is 'darling jerk', because you're too stupid to know that sooner or later you're gonna be mine.

  Dobie Gillis : I vote for later, Zelda, much later.

  Zelda Gilroy : Oh, you poor, blind fool, why do you forever run from me?

  [she maneuvers in front of him, so he can't get away] 

  Dobie Gillis : Run, I can't even creep.

  Zelda Gilroy : But look what you're missing, Poopsie: this face, these lips, this figure.

  Dobie Gillis : No offense, Zelda, but what figure?

  Zelda Gilroy : Well, it's in here someplace, and it's yours, all yours.